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! PLEASE REPORT !
!MISSING MAGAZINE!
Confirmed on November 10th, 2021, pathetic artist [Redacted] lost the one and only precisions custom-made magazine, Things of the Ground: A Collection of Forgotten Objects. Reports show that their magazine was last seen in the mail via tracking number on Oct 25, delivered to __ ____ ________ _________ mailroom. Yet it was not there. This is a sad day for [Redacted]. The pathetic artist in question quotes: "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BABY!?". No one has, in fact, seen as-for-mentioned baby. If you happen to see said magazine (depicted above), [Redacted] has requested that you please call and [Redacted] will come to your location as soon as possible.
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THIS JUST IN!! WE BRING YOU THIS URGENT NEWS REPORT!!
ReplyDeleteSEVERAL MONTHS AGO, THE CHILD HAD BEEN REUNITED WITH THE ARTIST!
UPON INTERVIEW, THE ARTIST DECLINED AN INTERVIEW.
"Now I have to rise a child I guess." QUOTES ARTIST "don't know what to do now..."
INDEED, [REDACTED], INDEED.
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